Dear Ronald McDonald,
The fun memories you gave me as a kid were swell, but I was also overweight as a kid.
I very seldom eat at “your place” anymore, and I’ve gotten ride of my double chin now. You made me feel depressed about myself, and as the Journey song goes, “we went our separate ways.” But I know you’ll be fine without me, you have like ten trillion served. Thank you for the twenty extra pounds when I didn’t need them.
Written by ____ for Mrs. Riley’s English class.
-Images by students from Mr. Emmert’s Photo 1 class.